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The "I'm afraid my daughter's boyfriend is going to treat her the way I treated women when I was his age" starter pack. My date's dad threw a shotgun shell at me. Then he told me it moves a lot faster after 10 PM. .... FATHER AND HIS DAUGHTER ARE PREPARING FOR HER FIRST DATE PREPARED FOR WHEN RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER 1. BE EMPLOYED 2. IF SHE CRIES YOU CRY 3. UNDERSTAND I DON'T LIKE YOU 4. LIE TO ME & I WILL FIND YOU 5. WHAT YOU DO TO HER, I DO TO YOU 6.SHE IS MY PRINCESS, NOT YOUR CONQUEST 7. GET A SOLICITOR MY DAUGHTER STARTS 8. I'M EVERYWHERE 9. GET HER HOME EARLY