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Says he lives "right by Montezuma", actually lives in a hut a mile outside Lake Texcoco Probably named "Camaxtli" or "Nahuatl" Claims he was a jaguar warrior at one point Claims the gods favor him but mysteriously disappears when it's his turn to be sacrificed "Umm, what if we uh, held hands at the floating gardens? 60 O 9 ahahaha jk aa unless?" Has a ridiculously large headdress valiente Hacocgealath