Bring it, honey!
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HusBAND, WELCOME HOME. I'M HIDING IN THE HOUSE WITH A NERF GUN, HERE IS THE OTHER ONE... THE LOSER COOKS DINNER TONIGHT. MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN yoUR FAVOR. XOXO, WIFE Me with 20 years of training during my childhood ready to put the fear of God into her.