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Cadbury We regret to inform you that your application for the position of Global Quality Manager has been unsuccessful. We don't normally respond to unsuccessful applicants but in your case we've made an exception in order to return the £5 note you attached to the references section of your application under the line "Elizabeth *wink, wink** Dear Mr. Jones £5 Some notes regarding your application: • Listing "Super secret spy work I legally can't talk about" as your previous experience won't fool anyone. Alan Castle LEAR 808562 reference. • In future you might want to refrain from using sentences like "C'mon, let me be a part of this awesome gig you've got going on." • eBay feedback isn't a relev • Your attached sketch of an "everlasting chocolate bar" was unwarranted, absurd and quite frankly it scared us a little. We wish you all the best in your future endeavours. Sincerely, YOUR FIVE ER