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watching porn and not deleting your history watching porn and deleting your history afterwards using incognito mode so you never even had a history to begin with create an allocated virtual machine to watch porn in and delete it afterwards so nobody finds out you watched porn buy a new computer, watch porn on it then throw it in the garbage and burn all evidence of its existence so nobody finds out you watched porn spend your entire life creating a time machine, then watch porn and then travel back to the 1940s and kill the inventor of the computer which results in the formation of two time lines, one in which you watched porn and one in which you didn't because computers never existed. You now watched porn but nobody can ever find out. use your extreme hacking skills to hack into the NSA database by perfecting SQL injection methods over many years, steal the credentials of an innocent sounding employee, then log onto his work PC in the NSA and search up porn. Afterwards, hack into the NSA network and stream the screen contents of the employee to your PC and watch porn. This results in everybody thinking the NSA watched porn, while in reality it was you. program a complicated brain chip that monitors any thought an individual forms and explodes immediately once a thought contains your name and the word "porn". Use the same time machine from last time and travel back to the Stone Age, then operate this chip into every one of the few living human beings. Travel back to the present, and be protected forever because the chip is hereditable and now every person in the world has the chip in his brain. Even if you were to be caught watching porn, it wouldn't matter since the person catching you would explode. make a huge intergalactic deathray and positioning it on a spaceship, hovering it up to space and aiming it on the Earth. Then you set the laser's settings to "stream". Then, you start porn on your laptop, connect it to the deathray and take a parachute down to Earth where you pretend to watch in horror as the entire atmosphere of Earth displays one huge porno. Afterwards, people can't say you watched porn because the entire living population of Earth watched porn, and if everybody watched porn, then nobody watched porn.